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[wlotus]

There are people who seem to have forgotten a couple of common sense ideas. I shall now be a good citizen of the human race and remind you all of those ideas.

1. Not all women are pencil-thin.

2. Not all round women are pregnant.

3. Unless you see, with your own eyes, a baby emerging from that woman's body at that very moment, do not ask a woman who has not mentioned being pregnant when she is due! (See #2.)

Thank you, my fellow humans, for your attention to these matters.

Comments

[iswari.livejournal.com]

As an apple-shaped person, I have been asked such questions many times. It is particularly mortifying, given my circumstances. Ironically, when I actually was pregnant, no one noticed until near the end.

[wlotus.livejournal.com]

And your circumstances are another reason why I don't say such things.