2009-10-14

wlotus: (Don't Fuck With Me)
2009-10-14 06:31 am

Where's That Restart Button?

Getting up at 5:30 AM is made worse by the fact that it is dark and cold. So is my anxiety. I don't like the thoughts that greeted me upon waking.

I am through with you, winter. You can go away, now.
wlotus: (Princess)
2009-10-14 04:28 pm
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For Your Information

There are people who seem to have forgotten a couple of common sense ideas. I shall now be a good citizen of the human race and remind you all of those ideas.

1. Not all women are pencil-thin.

2. Not all round women are pregnant.

3. Unless you see, with your own eyes, a baby emerging from that woman's body at that very moment, do not ask a woman who has not mentioned being pregnant when she is due! (See #2.)

Thank you, my fellow humans, for your attention to these matters.
wlotus: (Peaceful)
2009-10-14 08:04 pm
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Hello, LMCO Person!

ip address: 192.35.35.35
hostname: proxy3b.external.lmco.com


I take it one of my former coworkers has been looking me up since (at least) the end of September. Announce yourself, please!