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[wlotus]

There are people who seem to have forgotten a couple of common sense ideas. I shall now be a good citizen of the human race and remind you all of those ideas.

1. Not all women are pencil-thin.

2. Not all round women are pregnant.

3. Unless you see, with your own eyes, a baby emerging from that woman's body at that very moment, do not ask a woman who has not mentioned being pregnant when she is due! (See #2.)

Thank you, my fellow humans, for your attention to these matters.

Comments

[scream4noreason.livejournal.com]

Someone said that to me last week.

I saw an old co-worker and she said, "OOh! Youre losing weight! No baby!" looking straight at my stomach.

[wlotus.livejournal.com]

I've joked with male friends like that, before. But they were people whom I knew well and knew they would think it was funny. I would never say something like that to someone I did not know well and did not know they'd find it humorous.