wlotus | Entries tagged with twitter

I went on Twitter as soon as I was off the clock and was quickly sucked into an amusing thread called #YouKnowYourInTheWrongChurch. (Grammar perfectionists, take a deep breath and take your hands off the keyboard. Thank you.) The folks contributing are on a roll! Both my brother and I are enjoying this thread a lot. Here are some of my favorites:

ishdaholee1: #YouKnowYourInTheWrongChurch when the only shouting they do is when that cockroach ran cross the front pew.

visadklline: #youknowyourinthewrongchurch When Jesus has to even tip out the back door cause the service is too long.

RealFredHammond: #YouKnowYourInTheWrongChurch When a sistah goes to get Baptised & the deacon stands there grin'n handing her a two piece string bikini.

Here are my submissions, so far:

#YouKnowYourInTheWrongChurch when the shouting music starts and the whole choir starts doing The Tightrope.

#YouKnowYourInTheWrongChurch when the pastor's name is A Pimp Named Slickback.

A little fun to start the weekend is a good thing! LOL!